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The Truth About Evolution: Explained by Chairman Meow

Dear Chairman Meow. “Which theory is true: evolution, or intelligent design?” Mike P. of Columbus, Indiana Thank you for your question, Mike.…

Dear Chairman Meow, What are LOLcats, and who created the first one? – Marcy D., Chicago, Il For those who live under…

Dear Chairman Meow, “I can’t understand the lyrics of Sweet Home Alabama. Something about muscle shoals and the swampers? Please enlighten me.”…

Dear Chairman Meow, what kind of cat is this!? – Dan, Miami Florida Thank you for your question, Dan. Apparently there has…

“Dear Chairman Meow, are there any domestic cat constellations in the sky?” – Joanna R., Lansdale, Pa Excellent question, Joanna, and you…

Dear Chairman Meow, is it true that Martha Washington named her cat after Alexander Hamilton? – Peggy, New York, NY Yes, Peggy,…

“We’re getting near that beautiful Christmas season that people don’t talk about anymore. They don’t use the word Christmas because it’s not…

“Dear Glorious Leader Chairman Meow: who is Ceiling Cat?” – Timmy, Austin TX Thank you for your sincere, but slightly naive question,…

Dear Chairman Meow, What should I name our new kitty? – Robert G, Boston, Ma Ah, yes, Robert. (Can I call you,…

“Dear Chairman Meow: I have a great idea for an invention. What should I do?” – Kenny D, Moorestown, NJ Well, Kenny,…