The Truth About Evolution: Explained by Chairman Meow
Dear Chairman Meow.
“Which theory is true: evolution, or intelligent design?” Mike P. of Columbus, Indiana
Thank you for your question, Mike.…
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Marlon Brando’s Cat in The Godfather: A Brief History
Dear Chairman Meow,
“Can you tell me about the history of the cat in the movie, The Godfather?” – Connie C., Staten…
The First LOLcat? Brief History of Lolcats from Chairman Meow
Dear Chairman Meow,
What are LOLcats, and who created the first one? – Marcy D., Chicago, Il
For those who live under…
Sweet Home Alabama Lyrics: What Does “Muscle Shoals Has Got the Swampers” Mean?
Dear Chairman Meow,
“I can’t understand the lyrics of Sweet Home Alabama. Something about muscle shoals and the swampers? Please enlighten me.”…
Chairman Meow Explains Difference Between Cats & Possums
Dear Chairman Meow, what kind of cat is this!? – Dan, Miami Florida
Thank you for your question, Dan. Apparently there has…
Felis the Cat: The Glorious KITTY Constellation Lost to History
“Dear Chairman Meow, are there any domestic cat constellations in the sky?” – Joanna R., Lansdale, Pa
Excellent question, Joanna, and you…
Did Martha Washington Name Her Cat After Alexander Hamilton?
Dear Chairman Meow, is it true that Martha Washington named her cat after Alexander Hamilton? – Peggy, New York, NY
Yes, Peggy,…
The War on Christmas? True Pagan History of December 25th
“We’re getting near that beautiful Christmas season that people don’t talk about anymore. They don’t use the word Christmas because it’s not…
Who Is Ceiling Cat? A Brief History of the Divine Kitty
“Dear Glorious Leader Chairman Meow: who is Ceiling Cat?” – Timmy, Austin TX
Thank you for your sincere, but slightly naive question,…
16 Great Cat Name Ideas Inspired by NFL Players
Dear Chairman Meow, What should I name our new kitty? – Robert G, Boston, Ma
Ah, yes, Robert. (Can I call you,…