“This Is Fine” Meme: Dog Drinks Coffee In Burning House
Chairman Meow explains This Is Fine meme: The “This Is Fine“ meme of a cartoon dog with dilated pupils drinking coffee while…
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The First LOLcat? Brief History of Lolcats from Chairman Meow
Dear Chairman Meow,
What are LOLcats, and who created the first one? – Marcy D., Chicago, Il
For those who live under…
Sweet Home Alabama Lyrics: What Does “Muscle Shoals Has Got the Swampers” Mean?
Dear Chairman Meow,
“I can’t understand the lyrics of Sweet Home Alabama. Something about muscle shoals and the swampers? Please enlighten me.”…
Why Cats Were (Wrongly) Blamed for the Black Plague in Europe
With Halloween is around the corner, Chairman Meow is reminded of a time hundreds of years ago when similar institutional dogma helped…
Toxoplasmosis: How Cat Poop Can Turn You Into a Crazy Cat Lady
Dear Chairman Meow, is “crazy cat lady syndrome” actually real? Please educate me with your vast knowledge. – Jim S. of Winfield,…
Chairman Meow Calls for Boycott of Canis Minor Constellation
Once again, Chairman Meow finds himself at odds with the scientific community. Why, you ask?
Two words: Canis Minor.
The elites would…
Chairman Meow Explains Difference Between Cats & Possums
Dear Chairman Meow, what kind of cat is this!? – Dan, Miami Florida
Thank you for your question, Dan. Apparently there has…
Felis the Cat: The Glorious KITTY Constellation Lost to History
“Dear Chairman Meow, are there any domestic cat constellations in the sky?” – Joanna R., Lansdale, Pa
Excellent question, Joanna, and you…
Humpty Dumpty, Gold, & Entropy: Why This Won’t End Well!
Dear Chairman Meow, Is gold real money? – Janet Y., Washington, D.C.
Ah, thank you for your question, Janet.
Chairman Meow is a…
The War on Christmas? True Pagan History of December 25th
“We’re getting near that beautiful Christmas season that people don’t talk about anymore. They don’t use the word Christmas because it’s not…