AP: Tensions between Kim Jong Un, and Chairman Meow escalated further today as Chairman Meow warned the North Korean leader, “I haz a map,“ while releasing the photo below:
The photo confirms that Great Leader Meow does indeed have a map, and also demonstrates that his pointing skills are clearly superior to Kim’s.
Chairman Meow then added that, “all options are on the table… which iz where I’m going to take a nap now. kthxbye.”
This brazen provocation, which is presumably a response to Kim’s recent threat to develop a “giant space laser-pointer“ rattled already jittery financial markets around the world.