Karaoke Killings: Where You Might Get Murdered Singing “My Way”
In response to the recent increase in the number of killings in Philippine karaoke bars, Benevolent Leader Chairman Meow has a statement…
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Cat Memes Aid In Brussels Lockdown; Fight Terrorism
Belgians Fight Terror With Lolcat Photos: Brussels, Belgium was put on lock-down under the highest level of terror alert this week. Humans…
Lenin Cat Professes Allegiance to Chairman Meow
Tensions with North Korea were strained further today, as Lenin Cat declared his allegiance to Chairman Meow, potentially shifting the balance of…
Russia Releases Shocking Photo of Advanced Kitty Weaponry
European leaders are scrambling today after Vladimir Putin released a photo showing that Russia has obtained advanced kitty military capacity (AKMC).
Sources say…
Shocking Proof Mark Zuckerberg Stole “Facebook” Idea from Cats
Proof that Mark Zuckerberg stole the kitty’s Facebook Idea: Long before the Winklevoss twins thought of putting student photos online at Harvard, Chairman…
Chairman Meow Challenges Kim Jong Il to Golf Match
Chairman Meow scours the globe for “the best”: Glorious Leader Chairman Meow is always looking for phenomenal athletes, fighters, and brilliant minds…