Chairman Meow Tests Kitteh Weapon; Threatens Kim Jong Un
AP: In a recent, shocking development, Chairman Meow has successfully tested a new intercontinental ballistic missile he calls, the “Kittehkhat-12”.
According to…
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Chairman Meow Invents “The Face Book,” Begins Collecting Data
AP: In an effort to fund the Kitteh Revolution, Chairman Meow has unveiled plans to start his own social network tentatively called,…
Chairman Meow Warns Kim Jong Un, “I Also Haz a Shiny Metal Thing”
AP: Tensions escalated even further on the Korean Peninsula today as Chairman Meow’s Ministry of Information released a provocative photo of the…
Chairman Meow Warns Kim Jong Un: “I Haz a Map…”
AP: Tensions between Kim Jong Un, and Chairman Meow escalated further today as Chairman Meow warned the North Korean leader, “I haz…
Kim Jong-Un Warns Cats: “I Has a Giant Space Laser-Pointer”
AP: Kim Jong Un Threatens Cats With Giant Space-Laser – In what appears to be retaliation after a recent alliance between Lenin…
Chairman Meow Calls for Boycott of Canis Minor Constellation
Once again, Chairman Meow finds himself at odds with the scientific community. Why, you ask?
Two words: Canis Minor.
The elites would…
A New Phase of Kitty Evolution? Here’s the Shocking Proof
Scientists: Are Cats Rapidly Evolving? – In a shocking press release today, Chairman Meow’s Ministry of Science has provided scientific evidence that…
Chairman Meow Challenges Kim Jong Un’s “Army-Girl Band”
“…I’m in command, hot damn, I got an all-girl band!” – Salt n’ Peppa
In a move seems to directly challenge Chairman…
Karaoke Killings: Where You Might Get Murdered Singing “My Way”
In response to the recent increase in the number of killings in Philippine karaoke bars, Benevolent Leader Chairman Meow has a statement…
Lenin Cat Professes Allegiance to Chairman Meow
Tensions with North Korea were strained further today, as Lenin Cat declared his allegiance to Chairman Meow, potentially shifting the balance of…