Propaganda Video: Chairman Meow + Kim Jong Un Summit!?
Summit between Chairman Meow and North Korea? The world is holding its collective breath at the notion of a potential summit between…
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Marlon Brando’s Cat in The Godfather: A Brief History
Dear Chairman Meow,
“Can you tell me about the history of the cat in the movie, The Godfather?” – Connie C., Staten…
5 Reasons Why Cats Love Boxes So Much
So, why do cats like cardboard boxes so much? Watching your cat play around with a box can be incredibly entertaining. After…
Chairman Meow Tests Kitteh Weapon; Threatens Kim Jong Un
AP: In a recent, shocking development, Chairman Meow has successfully tested a new intercontinental ballistic missile he calls, the “Kittehkhat-12”.
According to…
Chairman Meow Invents “The Face Book,” Begins Collecting Data
AP: In an effort to fund the Kitteh Revolution, Chairman Meow has unveiled plans to start his own social network tentatively called,…
Chairman Meow Warns Kim Jong Un, “I Also Haz a Shiny Metal Thing”
AP: Tensions escalated even further on the Korean Peninsula today as Chairman Meow’s Ministry of Information released a provocative photo of the…
Chairman Meow Warns Kim Jong Un: “I Haz a Map…”
AP: Tensions between Kim Jong Un, and Chairman Meow escalated further today as Chairman Meow warned the North Korean leader, “I haz…
Kim Jong-Un Warns Cats: “I Has a Giant Space Laser-Pointer”
AP: Kim Jong Un Threatens Cats With Giant Space-Laser – In what appears to be retaliation after a recent alliance between Lenin…
A New Phase of Kitty Evolution? Here’s the Shocking Proof
Scientists: Are Cats Rapidly Evolving? – In a shocking press release today, Chairman Meow’s Ministry of Science has provided scientific evidence that…
Chairman Meow Challenges Kim Jong Un’s “Army-Girl Band”
“…I’m in command, hot damn, I got an all-girl band!” – Salt n’ Peppa
In a move seems to directly challenge Chairman…